Just got in from The Fox done a virtual tour 
slow it down Kev please!!!!!

Alright dave la and sister moo,just found this 
shite on the computer with no pictures of me in 
there, see dodgy dans still as ugly as ever,say 
hello to my mum have'nt spoke in a while give 
her this e mail address for us, try and get 
over this year with my better half, before i go 
to australia                                    
P.S CONGRATULATIONS about time you got married

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a 
rattlesnake and and a WELSH Rugby fan. You have 
one gun and only two bullets - what do you do?

A. Shoot the WELSH Rugby fan - twice. 

Liverpool Olympic bid
In an attempt to influence the members of the 
international Olympic committee on their choice 
of venue for the games in 2004, the organizers 
of Liverpool's bid had drawn up an itinerary and 
schedule of events. A copy of which was leaked 
and is reproduced below. 

OPENING CEREMONY 
The Olympic flame will be ignited be a petrol 
bomb thrown by a native of the city, wearing the 
traditional balaclava. The flame will be 
contained in a large chip van situated on the 
roof of the Stadium. 

THE EVENTS 
In previous Olympic games, Liverpool's 
competitors have not been particularly 
successful. In order to redress the balance, 
some of the events have been altered slightly to 
the advantage of local athletes. 

100 METRES SPRINT 
Competitors will have to hold a video recorder 
and microwave oven (one in each arm) and on the 
sound of the starting pistol, a police dog will 
be released from a cage 10 yards behind the 
athletes. 

110 METRES HURDLES 
As above but with added obstacles (i.e. car 
bonnets, hedges, garden fences, walls etc). 

HAMMER 
Competitors in this event may choose the type of 
hammer they wish to use (claw, sledge etc) the 
winner will be the one who can cause the most 
grievous bodily harm to members of the public 
within the time allowed. 

FENCING 
Entrants will be asked to dispose of as much 
stolen silver and jewellery as possible in 5 
minutes. 

SHOOTING 
A strong challenge is expected from local men in 
this event. The first target will be a moving 
police van. In the second round, competitors 
will aim at a post office clerk, bank teller or 
Securicor style wages deliveryman. 

BOXING 
Entry to the boxing will be restricted to 
husband and wife teams, and will take place on a 
Friday night. The husband will be given 15 pints 
of lager while the wife will be told not to make 
him any tea when he gets home. The bout will 
then commence. 

CYCLING TIME TRIALS 
Competitors will be asked to break into the 
University bike shed and take an expensive 
mountain bike owned by some mummy's boy on his 
first trip away from home. All against the 
clock. 

CYCLING PURSUIT 
As above, but the bike will be owned by a 
visiting member of the Australian rugby team, 
who will witness the theft. 

MODERN PENTATHLON 
Amended to include mugging, breaking and 
entering, flashing, joyriding and arson. 

THE MARATHON 
A safe route has yet to be decided, but the 
competitors will be issued with sharp sticks and 
bags with which to pick up litter on their way 
round the course. 

SWIMMING 
Competitors will be thrown into the Mersey. The 
first three survivor's back will decide the 
medals. 

MEN'S 50KM WALK 
Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled, as 
the police cannot guarantee the safety of anyone 
walking the streets of Liverpool.


THE CLOSING CEREMONY 
Entertainment will include formation rave 
dancing by members of the Liverpool Health in 
the Community anti-drug campaigners, 
synchronized rock throwing, and music by the 
Kirkby Community Choir. The Olympic flame will 
be extinguished be someone dropping an old 
washing machine onto it from the top floor of 
the block of flats next to the stadium. The 
stadium itself will be boarded up before the 
local athletes break into it and remove all the 
copper piping and the central heating boiler.

Hiya All.......
Have you still got my mate John Hayes resident?
If so "Happy New Year to ya Fella"....
Still haven't managed to have that beer with you 
yet......one day eh !
Will send you a picture of new bike (Xmas 
present to mi sen !)
Take Care
Hope to see you soon
JT

Hi all at the BeerBucket.
Steph and I have booked our flights back to 
Corfu for the 13th March (in time for Easter)
If any of you lot have any news or photos or 
anything to add to the BeerBucket website, 
email me at kevchef2000@yahoo.co.uk.
See you all soon
Kev

Sorry havernt any more photos!! LOOK OUT KEV!!
Hope all is well down there see you in march.
All the best George..

I guess the text never came this time 
also...bloody phones!! You got my e-mail now and 
here is my phone numbers- 0046704578336 mobil - 
004652218056 home.
We are doing ok here but I miss you like hell! 
Everything went so wrong & I wish that life 
would be different so I could come back. You & 
Corfu is my family & home!! I never want to 
loose contact with you again, you are one of my 
closes friends. Write me back soon, Camilla. XXX
P.S Say hi to everybody from me & daniel.

Cheapest valium in Liverpool. Will try and get 
over this year to watch the footy, have a 
flaming Ferrari and a curry. Answer Molly, the 
poor sod! (alright Molly lad)
Why Moscow Kev, Kev? O.K. I probably don't 
wanna' know this...
Well dodgy web site - love it!
Congratulations again on the little feller and 
stay cool, Bucketeers
Duvcot Bob

Hope you are making a good recovery Davy and 
Annie and Charlie are well. Please give our love 
to Sharon and Nigel and Jackie, we cant wait to  
come back to Corfu, which should be towards the 
end of April. See you then
Best Wishes  Bri and Julie xxx

Nice photos Kev....Have you found Dodgy in the 
last photo? So that's where he got to....No 
wonder Georgy Boy's dressing like that, now that 
he knows he's safe, that Dodgy so far away.....
Hehehehe...

Hi all at the BeerBucket! Merry Christmas! And 
hope your having a good winter. I'm in UK now 
until about the beginning of march, then back to 
sunny Kerkyra. Steph and me not long got  back 
from holiday in Egypt. Click on the link above 
(Homepage) to have a look at some of the pics.

Howdy, davey,ann and of course sharron!
merry chrismtas to you all.
Please help me, i'm looking for the telephone 
number from bella. She lost her tel. at the 
airport. Hopefull i come to corfu to celebrate 
new year.. just looking for a bed ..harris bar? 
Greetings from a very cold dutch country...
Erik the sailer

Davey, Annie, Charley and all at the 
Bucket....Wishing you all a Very Very merry 
Christmas and a Happy New year.....

Will & Zoe.

have a lovely xmas katie and jack xxxx

Greetings! Congratulations to the two of you 
on  having Charlie.  I wish you all the best of 
luck.  When you are ready for a little 
adventure drop e a line and head on over to 
Afghanistan.

Cheers

Greetings! Congratulations to the two of you 
on  having Charlie.  I wish you all the best of 
luck.  When you are ready for a little 
adventure drop e a line and head on over to 
Afghanistan.

Cheers

Hi there,
How's Davey Laa, alive ad drinking again? Wil 
you look after my jacket forgot it when I left, 
as you know I lost Bella at the airport, made 
Erik pritty sad but he might come and haunt you 
at christmas. I'm still waiting to see the sun 
again( does it ever shine out here) Jojs loves 
me again(women?!?) Cheers G.

Hi guys...How's it goin with the little one???
well, we're getting ready for Xmas, I assume you 
are...Has Davey started training young Charley 
behind the bar yet? about time you got some 
decent staff in that place...Hehehe,
everthything's going nicely to plan with the 
wedding...so far...
Talk soon, say hello to everyone for us.

hello everyone hope your ok and the baby if you 
cant remember me i am the one who came with 
debbie black debbie thanks for making me fell 
really welcome in korfu bye bye hope you like 
the dog for charlie 

Dear Dave and Annie, 
Congratulations with your beautiful son! I wish 
you guys all the luck in the world! 
Love, Tulip 

Hello An and Davey. Congratulations with 
Charlie.... We hope you will enjoy him...
Bye bye... Wilco & Natasja

Welcome on this world, my little fellow friend!
I hope we meet, so we can share baby 
experiences... Funny isn't how parents can live 
up to this moment of birth. Bye bye.. Tycho

Congratulations Annie, Davey and welcome to you 
little Charlie!!  We can't wait until your 
first visit to the Magic Kingdom here in the 
UAE!!  

All our love to you all,
Terry, Pat and O'Malley

Grattis Ann och Davey!! Hoppas att du 
fortfarande förstår det som skrivs på svenska!!

Congratulations from Bitte, Henry, Peter and 
Stefan + Anna.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!  Saw the pictures and he is 
beautiful!  Also good to see pictures of you 
and Davey doing well.  All the best from us 
here in Australia....and welcome to little 
Charlie.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!  I am jealous as we are 
still waiting on our little one, but it looks 
like you beat me to it!  Give Charlie a cuddle 
from us and hope to hear from you soon (Petra 
just sent me the link to your site- very cool!).

Congratulations Annie & Davey on the safe 
arrival of baby Charlie. Take care,have a drink 
on us (Steph will pay) Love Dave & Lin Joyce XXX 

Congratulations. Can't wait to see you all 3.
Coming soon.
Hugs and kisses from Charlies very happy 
grandparents
Eva and Leo

Congratulations Davey & Ann on your beautiful 
baby boy!  Welcome Charlie, we have been 
waiting for your arrival with your 
grandparents!!!
Hugs and Kisses, V -n- J

alright mate!!are you a dad yet? Hope you and 
annie are OK and junior if he/she's here!I'm 
doing sound moving back to liverpool soon had 
enough of runcorn doin myhead in!anyway drop us 
a line on the email address above let us know 
whats happening!
Later Molly Moo!(the original Moo!!)

yo davey la/annie moo, hope everything is cool! 
just got a pc so i thought i would check out 
your website which is boss(nice music!). check 
ours out if you get chance! take it easy guys 
keep partying!!! x x

Hey there Davey La...hows it going...!?!?  Say 
hi to Ray for me - I missed the darts last 
nite...sad or what...I want to come back to 
Kontokali...miss the people and the sun..maybe 
one day....I take it 'baby' has been born, big 
congrats to both of you...take care..Shirley & Si

Hello Ann, Davey and ?????? Back in the sun 
shine. We enjoyed our stay in Kontokali and the 
BeerBucket. Can we come back in November????
Say hello to Sharon , Dibble, Ray and the 
others. Miss you 

Hi Ann and Davey, Vicki here, just wanted to 
say "HI" and congratulations on "Little 
Billie". Hope to see you again soon. 
Peace and love, Vicki

Dear Dave & Annie, 
I've really enjoyed my holiday at Corfu, and in 
the Beerbucket! I hope that everything is ok...
Maybe i'll see you 2 around,
Love,
Frankie

hi sharon, im in greece from 14 to 30 august, 
from 27 to 30 i'm in kontokalli,if you see 
bella, please give the message i'm there from 
friday till monday morning.
Thank you!!

See you later

Nice site!  We don't have one but if we did, we 
would still be working on it and would be 
inspired:)

Hope everyone at the Beer Bucket is ok!!!

Just had a great week in Gouvia, the weather was 
not that good, however our daily visit to the 
beer bucket made it all worthwhile. Thanks 
SHARON.

From Andy & Andy

Hello!!!

Glad to see that i'm still on the website, even 
if i've been relegated to "Old Staff"!! 
Working in London now, just moved down here, all 
very different, but got to go to Monaco Grand 
Prix this weekend with work which was cool!!
Missing you all and gutted i'm not back for this 
summer, but will try really hard to come see you 
all. 
Take care and lots of love

lauraxxx

Hello
hope u're all havin a great time! Found a dutch 
website 4 u - www.dutchinspirations.co.uk
Good to see faces to the stories I heard about 
u... 

long time since i was last in bucket or irish 
knights but still think about you all and wonder 
how you are all keeping well i hope i would also 
like to know if your wedding went ok (wish i 
could have been there)anyway just in case you 
forgot which alan i am i worked in the navs in 
2002 but left because of problems at home .my 
good news is i am going to be a dad in june and 
am finally returning to corfu for a holiday next 
year with my new family please email me 
soon       alan

Lurve your breakfasts!!!! Be back again this 
year. (Have to meet Steph's new man!!!, Hi 
Kevin!)p.s congrats Davey and Annie. xxx

Hi!! I miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss you guys 
soooooooooooo much!!!
Pxxxxxxxxx

See you soon!!!

Hi guys

How's the winter going? Having an amazing time 
skiing and boarding in France. missing everyone 
there, am going to try and come see you all, 
hopefully in May or june. i've applied for a 
boring job in HR in London for the summer, but 
that doesn't start til mid-july, so will try get 
some sun in first!!

Keep drinking the jaegi!

lots of love laura xxxx

I never visited The Beer Bucket, but I walked 
past it almost everyday!  I was in G'n'M's 
everynight (Miltos is my cousin!).  I fancy 
your cigarette lighter though!  Next time I'm 
in Corfu, I'll definately come in for a pint or 
two...or three, or fouuuurrrrr......

Well, Boys and Gals....Just bought the 
tickets...Davy, stock up on Stella mate...10th 
of May looks good.....May the jousting begin!!

Would you believe it it's bloody sunny over here 
in England !!!!!!  See you lot soon

Dear Pamela Well,

So you want a bit of Greece do you? Go try your 
local kebab house, if McDonalds haven’t all 
ready taken over the premises. We are an English 
bar in Europe, have you been there? Or do you 
know where Europe is?

The Greek culture is Greek, the Greek people are 
from Greece, the Greek music is Greek, the Greek 
food is very Greek, and yes we LOVE IT!

Please respond who are you?

Funny, I didn't note anything on this whole 
website about the Greek culture, the Greek 
people, the Greek music, the Greek food, etc.  
Guess you guys really and truly do love Corfu 
with all your hearts, eh?

Howdy all, 
hope you all had a good NY+xmas, New Zealand is 
great, selling fruit at the roadside, great.

Hi everyone! 
Happy New Year!! 
Had a great Xmas with Moo and La in the sun but 
I'm already back home in the cold again.
Missing you all loads. Can't wait till the 
summer as I'm sure I'll be back out again. I'll 
make it a holiday this time rather than a 
working one (not that I worked a whole lot last 
summer... or at all really, don't tell Davey, he 
doesn't know that...)
Take care you guys and see you soon.
Moscow - the witches site is awesome, make sure 
you guys finish it with lots of songs!
Pet Pet xxx

Hi all Ex-Pats in Corfu.
This is great site. Love all the pics!
We are looking to move to Corfu to live. PLEASE 
contact us and share your experience of moving to 
Corfu with us :-)
Drinks will be on us at The Beer Bucket....honest :-)

J & E

X

Was coming on holliday but i have seen a photo 
of dogy dan in a dress and g****e in a dress and 
i am not a poof or a cross dresser hope you get 
your MAN GEORGE 

Change of dates for next holiday (work plans).
Keep the bacon, eggs and beer on hold until 
October 11th, over for two weeks.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.

SEE YOU ALL IN OCTOBER 2004

CHRIS & THE GANG FROM BOURNEMOUTH

Have a good new year, all the best,
Save us some beer!!!

Hi Shaz from big brother. A happy new year to 
all.

Nearly forgot.
A HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A JOLLY GOOD NEW YEAR TO 
ALL.

Could you also pass that on to Miltos of G&Ms 
Bar if you got the chance. Bieeeeeeeeeeee

Chris and the crew

Get the bacon and eggs in, we have just 
received confirmation of our booking to 
Kontokali in September next year. We have 
bought the chef an alarm clock. HeHe. See you 
in 250 days or so.

Chris and the crew

Happy Christmas to all at the Beer Bucket from 
Hampshire lodge Guernsey. wake George up

moscow is a poly malaka, I got upset and burnt a 
bottle of jagermiester and was last seen 
drinking my way through a box of matches, in the 
meantime Moscow has sold the bar to an Albanian 
Cartel for 5 euros and has moved in with the 
visting Italian circus as a rubber man, the pets 
have taken over the running of the house and 
Greeces next general election. Suprisingly there 
are two people on the island who will still 
employ the Dodgester!!!!! see how long that 
lasts.
Merry xmas to all the ragheads and yourselves 
and hope your having a good time.
Hows your golf coming along then la!!!!

Have a good one THE DODGESTER

Hi Davie La & Annie Moo, 
Dodgy Dan was last seen outside the Beer Bucket 
with a bottle of Jaegermeister and a box of 
matches.

The Corfu fire brigade came too late!
I managed to save a bottle of Metaxa and a few 
bottles of Coke light. 

Have a great Christmas in Abu-Dhabi!

Bye for now
Moscow Kev

Howz it all going over there?  Hope its pissing 
down! Were lapping up the sun!  Moscow, is Dodgy 
Dan barred (again)?! Howz my zoo??  Missing one 
thing and one thing only... Cant get any 
jaegermeister!!!  Keep in touch while were away 
on this e-mail.. A BIG Hello to everybody!
Have a good Christmas and Happy New Year!!

Nice to see Dodgygeezers grown his hair back how 
you all doin then?
i was comeing over for xmas, thailands much 
cheaper!!maybe next year
  have fun .
Doug
ps i will send the photos of the shaven heads as 
soon as i get back from Thai.

"Will, You're Barred"....oh how long have I 
waited to hear them magic words.....It'll save 
me a fortune!!!
Davy Lar....THANKS!!!
Have a nice time in Abu Dhabi....Keep an eye on 
the Crooks....

Not long now, 'till next May...get a) the Stella 
in the fridge, b) The a fresh bottle of Eiger 
and c) Plenty of Bacardi.....Hic...
Oh and a Happy Christmas to you all.

irish night rule

Will!!!!! ...... Your barred!!!!

Hello everyone a the bear bucket!we are sending 
a greetings from norwey. thanks for bautifull 3 
weeks in gouvia! though we spent  most of the 
time at irish nights.see you net year.from the 
drunk norwegians

Gerard Houllier sends scouts out round the world 
looking for a new striker 
>to replace the injured Michael Owen. One scout 
returns to inform him of a 
>young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out 
to be a true superstar. So 
>Houllier flies to Iraq to watch him and is 
suitably impressed and arranges 
>for him to come over to Anfield. 
> 
>Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home 
to Man Utd with only 20 
>minutes left. Houllier gives the young Iraqi 
striker the nod to go in, and 
>he takes off Emile Heskey. 
> 
>The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes 
and wins the game. The fans 
>are delighted, the players and coaches are 
delighted and the media love the 
>new star. When he comes off the pitch, he 
phones his Mum to tell her about 
>his first day in English football. 
> 
>"Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 
minutes today, we were 4-0 
>down but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody 
loves me, the fans, the 
>players and the media, they all love me". 
> 
>"Great," says his Mum, "let me tell you about 
my day. Your father got shot 
>in the street, your sister and I were beaten 
and your brother has joined a 
>gang of looters, while you were having a great 
time". 
> 
>The young lad is very upset. "What can I say 
Mum, but I'm so sorry". 
> 
>"Sorry! Sorry! You say?" snaps his Mum, "It's 
your bloody fault that we 
>moved to Liverpool in the first place!" 

Something you might all enjoy......

http://www.zen25762.zen.co.uk/Upload_test/Kylie%
20Minogue%20-%20Agent%20Provocateur.mpg

Yo boys...the link should keep you lot occupied 
on them winter nights....
Make sure the sound's enabled.....

http://www.rathergood.com/

Hey there everyone!! Just about to leave for 
the airport, armed of course with a bottle of 
jaegi!!
Kev: steph gave me your e-mail address before i 
left but when i sent e-mail yours came back un-
delivered, so you'll have to e-mail me with 
your address, from your bossy big sis!!
Bye, bye!!

xxxxxxxxx

Hello Everyone!!!!
How are you all coping without me?!?
Or have you already forgotten me...
Having great fun in England (!) Just doing 
loads of shopping really and seeing old friends 
which is cool.

Miss you all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ps. it's impossible to get Stoli here!!!! HELP

How nice to be back home....it's 
cold...boring....sober....boring but Iv'e found 
something to make you all smile...after you've 
opened the link, just guide your pointer over 
her and enjoy.....
http://www.alad.net/fun/stuff/flashem.swf

hi dave and annie thankyou for your oasis your 
grub was great as was your wine but i can now 
get food after 3pm thank God for little England 
(The Beer Bucket). The Beer Bucket is magic 
corfu is bleeding tradgic. pyrros hotel        
P = Pathetic                                   
Y = Yuck                                       
R = Rubbish                                    
R = Rank                                       
O = Obnoxious                                  
S = Shit                                       

hi kev and all at the beer bucket! hope you
(kev) are settling in for a winter in the sun.
see you next time you are over here.
regards DAD.

Hi to all of you at the Beer Bucket{especially 
Annie!}Just got back from your God forsaken and 
very wet island and felt I had to say to you 
all how much we appreciated your 
hospitallty.Without this,we would have been 
tearing our hair out given the limitations of 
thing's to do when it's pi....g down with rain.
Anyway we enjoyed very much your company and 
I'm sure you enjoyed taking all my money!!!!!!
You probably got just a little hint that we 
like the odd bottle or so of Amstell.We joked 
that we probably "won't be back" but watch this 
space.
Good luck to you all,
Regards and best wishes Jo and Tony{the big 
guy!!}

Hiya all at the Beer Bucket.
I believe an old friend of mine, John Hayes 
calls in there for a beer once in a while (make 
that every day.....if i know John).
Hows things fella? Bye Heck i do miss those 
Devonshire days.
Take care buddy.
(Home e-mail jrdt22@aol.com
Work e-mail john.taylor@jnbentley.co.uk)

This site does not wish to hear the Sentimients 
of Jason George Bush!!!!!
Be warned we know!!!
And you are Canadian by birth luckily!!!!

howdy everybody yall r 4m interestin' places!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, infidels, got my ticket today....be back 
to give you shit on the 20th....
so here's the translation, from a Greek friend!!
"has sexual contact with smelly sheep!!!!""
...are you trying to tell me something?
Still havent developed the photos...make the 
most of it!!